Showing posts with label Weekly News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weekly News. Show all posts

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Weekly News This Week: The Playboy Club still cancelled




Rumors in Hollywood abound that The Playboy Club is still cancelled and will be for the foreseeable future.  When asked whether or not The Playboy Club would be uncancelled, a source inside Hollywood said, and I quote, “No.”  Among the dozens of fans of the plucky TV drama, however, hope remains that he will change his answer to “Yes”.

In other TV news, Twin Peaks still doesn’t make any sense, Gilligan still hasn’t gotten off the island, Family Matters is still a spinoff of Perfect Strangers, and The Kardashians still isn’t being watched by me.


This is Televised Shawn with The Weekly News This Week, delivering the news you need for television survival every Friday on the dot.  Unless I forget to do it, or I just don’t feel like it.  Maybe I didn’t get out of bed that week, or maybe I have a life that doesn’t revolve around you.  Or maybe there isn’t any news to deliver, did you ever think of that?  News doesn’t grow on trees, people.

Or maybe I’m trying to deliver the news, but I get chased away by a knife-wielding maniac and settle for riding my bike through an obstacle course.  Or maybe someone else delivers the news before I get the chance, but seriously?   Get your own damn blog.  I don’t march into your advertising firm and draw your talking investment baby for you, so don’t post my news.