The Finder is an upcoming TV drama, starring that guy I know from somewhere as someone with the ability to solve mysteries no one else can solve. No, but see, this is different from all the other shows with this exact same premise, because, um...he finds things. By biting stuff. And his partner is a big black guy.
Seriously, can you just bring back Pushing Daisies? And Wonderfalls, while you’re at it. This looks boring and unfunny.
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| The lion tells me not to watch. |
And what kind of lazy name for a show is The Finder? What can we expect next, The Mystery Solver? The Really Smart Brainiac? The Guy What Does The Things?
Mystery. Evidence. A solution at the end of the episode. The Guys What Does the Things has all of this and more. More mysteries, more evidence, and more solutions, that is. It’s an “original” new drama from the makers of Numb3rs, Medium, Lie to Me...well, you get the idea.
David Lyons from The Cape is The Guy, a guy with a unique brain what’s not like other brains, and he does the things with the brain what solves the mysteries.
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| My brain solves you, mystery. |
His partner is played by Lauren German of Happy Town fame, and -- you know what, I’m the only one who actually watched Happy Town, so just forget I brought it up. Guy. Girl. Brain. Solving. Watch.
